Welcome to You'll Never Escape. There are many ways to not escape.
There is only one way to not not escape.
Do you think you have what it takes?
You'll Never Escape is a "gamified" choose your own adventure, with light and mostly imaginary RPG and adventure game elements. Think of
it as an interactive short story with a fun sci-fi twist. It's a
multimedia experience, with a riveting soundtrack and rudimentary digital illustrations.
In other words: Finally, the 100% modern cyberspace odyssey you've been waiting for is here! Hosted on Angelfire, no less.
WARNING: Music will autoplay when you go the next page, a feature sometimes referred to as "background music," or a "soundtrack." So turn your audio up.
Of course, you probably won't hear anything if you play the game on your phone. Most mobile web browsers disable autoplay.
(Thankfully, You'll Never Escape should be hitting the Google Play store within a few weeks is available on the Google Play Store, so Android users will be able can now experience the game in its fully glory soon enough for the low, low price of $0.99! CLICK OR TOUCH THIS LINK OR WHATEVER TO BUY THE ANDROID APP, AND ENJOY THE FULL SOUNDTRACK! If all goes according to plan, an iPhone version should be available eventually, as well.)
OK, OK - with that out of the way, let's get this show on the road! Click here to play!
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