There you go! What a kick! That leg extension was marvelous.
Yeah! Right in the kisser. Take that, you bully!
DAMAGE TO HIM: -1 XP
He turned his back to you and farted. He lit the gas on fire with a lighter. The resulting flame singed your eyebrows.
DAMAGE TO YOU: -1 XP
XP: 1/5
You decided to try and run away. This guy was going to kill you!
RUN
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