You'll Never Escape
(seriously, you're not going to escape!)
George Vieira
(Psst - hey, you! This is a free game. If you want more games like
this in the future, consider throwing a bit o' spare change my way.
No rush. I'll bug you again at the end.)

He's a homely fellow, isn't he?
But hey, they say it's what's inside that counts. Too bad this guy's
soul is like a dead roach swirling in yesterday's reheated soup.
Lame. Sad.
So what's his story? What events conspired to create such a broken
wretch?
Let's find out. Though I... er, WE must warn you: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE.
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