There you go! You hit him with an uppercut.
Yeah! Right in the kisser. Take that, you bully!
DAMAGE TO HIM: -1 XP
He farted and lit the gas on fire with a lighter. The resulting flame narrowly
missed you.
DAMAGE TO YOU: 0 XP
XP: 2/5
You thought about running away, but your legs felt like jelly. You
couldn't move.
SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
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